Maor Symmetry!

Dr. Stein: -is operating on Spirit while humming "Weird Science"- Weird science... Hmmm... hmmm... -notices veiwers- =O_OI Yuni!

Yuni: -skids into the kitchen- What?

Dr. Stein: Time to answer more questions... And get these viewers out of the kitchen... I'm trying to work...

Yuni: Okay, don't kill him, Stein. We need him for answers.

Dr. Stein: Agreed... and fabulous scientific torture~!

Yuni: This way, viewers~! -motions for you guys to follow as I walk out of the kitchen- We are continuing with the insane chapters~!

Marie: Ah, yes... But first, PrankK1ng has something to say. -whips out cards- "Aunt Liz, I have twin desert eagle handgun partners, so... Soul, black blood without the demon is called purple blood, don't know why though. He'll be there grandpa. Stein, we (my inner voices caused by having opposing OCDs and myself) are all experts on concealed weapons, so don't even bother try to experiment on him, but other than that: no he won't cause havoc, that's IN5AN3K1NG's job."

Liz: Maybe you're not resonating high enough. Then again... Me and Patty both admire Kid in one way or another and Kid admires us because of our symmetry in weapon form. Hows that coming along? If you don't have a partnership like that, it's useless.

Soul: -crosses arms- Then it's not black blood. And in that regard, I wouldn't mind~!

Lord Death: Good~! -tilts head to the side ans claps his giant foam hands together-

Dr. Stein: -peers around the wall- Damn... And I was going to have so much fun, too~! Alright. I guess he can come over and aid me in my work. -chews on his death stick and goes back to working-

Kid: I'm asking! It's symmetrical again~! Eight... the perfect number... X3

Marie: Alright. -hands cards to Kid-

Kid: -sighs- Symmetry... Alright, these symmetrical questions are from my adopted son, PrankK1ng... "Now then, the questions: 1) stein - would you open a rival bar to spirit's if you could? (I've talked with some women and they think you should because they seem to think there's something alluring about drinking something mixed by a madman in a beaker.), 2)Maka - if you had to rape soul to save your mom and friends, would you?, 3)patty - can IN5AN3K1NG come over to play with you? He has giraffes., 4)free (if he's there) - why didn't you escape by slowly digging a hole behind you with your hands instead of waiting for a spoon?, 5)tsubaki - if your such a hornball, why have you never tried anything on the others?, 6)Justin - can we swap iPods? I have rock from every decade in mine and I want to listen to yours to see why you always listen to your at max volume., 7)crona - can I hug you? And ragnarock, if you even think of trying something, I will purify crona's blood so you no longer exist but crona still has access to your weapon form., and 8)dad (look dad, 8888, mirror images) – I want you to met my wife, IzLiz. Can we come to see you?" 8888~! It is perfectly symmetrical~!

Everyone: Kid needs to get a grip.

Dr. Stein: -skids into the livingroom- Really? Ehehehehehehe~! I'll find more experiments! What should I call it...? -eyebrow twitches in anticipation- 'Marvelous Science'? He-He-He-He~!

Yuni: O_O PrankK1ng wrote that fic? Hey, PrankK1ng! I need the title of that parody so I can read more of it!

Maka: Eh... Soul?

Soul: -sighs- Why are all the fans asking us weird questions?

Yuni: I dunno. Answer the question!

Soul: I guess that depends on how much she wants to save her friends.

Maka: It's... a maybe. ._.

Patty: o_O Giraffes...? GIRAFFES? YAAAAAAYYYY~!

Yuni: I'll take that as a yes.

Free: I wanted it to be like in the old movies, where-

Yuni: Dude... it makes no sense. I mean... you can use your hands! You know, the things on the end of your arms?-!

Free: Oh... yeah... I really didn't think of that.

Main SE cast: -smacks forehead-

Yuni: Good point...

Tsubaki: Uh... ^_^; I just don't want to impose on anybody... And it would be innapropriate.

Yuni: -lets out an exasperated groan-

Justin Law: T_T Yeah... if you can get it from Roth.

Roth: This is a cool song! -grinning happily-

Rogi: Roth... it's the same song. It's stuck on reapeat.

Roth: Sometimes it sounds a little different.

Rogi: -sighs- If I ever start to experiment on people... I'll make sure your the first on my list.

Roth: O_O -takes off head phones-

Yuni: -grabs mp3 player and hands it to PrankK1ng. Here you go~!

Crona: Y-yeah... I guess...

Ragnarok: X_X Noooooooooo! -grabs a frying pan and hits himself in the head-

Everyone: O_o I guess that's how Ragnarok tries to deal with something... And his life is threatened by it.

Yuni: I dunno what it is, but mini Ragnarok always makes me think of Stein as a kid. -holds up a pic of a really young Stein- He looks like a doll!

Dr. Stein: ! -peers around the kitchen wall, apperantly not done with Spirit- How the hell can I be compared to a doll?

Yuni: Because... your face is so cute when it's not insane~! :3

Dr. Stein: -stomps into the living room with an irritated look and grabs the pic- I find it hard to believe that I can be that cute!

Yuni: Dude... They should make a plush version of your younger self~! I saw a magnet set at Sam Goody and you were in it. You were turning your screw with such a cute smile~!

Dr. Stein: -sighs- I'm... going back to my experiments. Yuni, you are impossible. -begins to turn bolt-

Yuni: :3 Not impossible, just interestingly insane!

Kid: O_O I have a daughter in-law?

Yuni: The crazy inner self possessed fan is your wife, PrankK1ng?

Marie: Yuni, that was rude!

Yuni: But... it's true...

Azusa: She speaks her mind like me, I guess.

Yuni: Correct~! Yet, I would not, even if you tied me up, insult Stein and Spirit. They tried their best to stop Medusa, even if they did fail.

Spirit: -wakes up- Thank you!

Dr. Stein: Ah... But she has a point... we did almost nothing but talk. Hardly fought.

Spirit: True... We probably would have defeated her more quickly had we talked less, fought more. -notices what's going on- O_o. Holy crap! Steeeeeeeiiiiin!

Dr. Stein: -grins crookedly- And I was just finishing up~! -puts the last few stitches in-

Kid: I-I guess you can come over... So sudden...

Me: I think you broke him!

Kid: I'm fine... Just...

Liz: Kid... I think you'll have to deal with it... Hey look! Eight more questions! Your favorite number!

Kid: You're right! The show must go on! Next round of questions~! And they're symmetrical~! These are from my daughter, daughterofHades202! Ahem... "PrankK1ng, Yuni-sama might be right! 1)Roth...why do you want to meet me...? I'm only 12! Plus, I'm confused whose kid are you anyway? 2) Black*Star, did you know in the future you're not a show-off anymore? [Read the manga!] What is your reaction? 3) Grandpa if you can can time travel, why can't you go back to the Grim Times to kill Asura? 4) Eibon, was Excalibur always insane and stupid? 5) Stein, why did you disappear 5 years ago...? 6) Dad, what is you're reaction to me having Multiple Personality Disorder and OCD? 7) Maka, have you ever met Annabeth from Percy Jackson, or Hermione Granger from Harry Potter? Cuz' you guys would be best friends! 8)Lox, why do you cross-dress? Bai~~ 88888888" Moar Symmetry~! -sighs dreamily-

Yuni: Yay! I got "sama" again!

Dr. Stein: Yuni, if you space out again, I'll have no choice but to use Soul Menace on you.

Yuni: O_O Crap!

Roth: According to the fandom, I don't exist yet, seeing as how Rogi's story hasn't been posted yet! And I'm fifteen in the future which would make you... -counts on fingers- 27.

Yuni: -3- And Stein will be an old man suffering from lung cancer.

Dr. Stein: That might be it. True, I was sent on a mission by Lord Death, but I also in the stage of my life where I began to fear the prospect of death. It might have drove me insane, thus also inducing my fear of what I would become had I lost my mind, making me want to become stronger. So... after my mission was complete, I decided to stick around in England... for the wrong reasons.

Yuni: And that shall be left to the story of Rogi. :3

Black*Star: -holds up sign that reads- Did I surpass GOD?

Yuni: -shrugs and holds up sign that says- Probably not. -_-"

Black*Star: -holds up sign- NNNOOOOOOOO!

Yuni: Hahahahahaha~!

Eibon: The only time Excalibur was sensible was in a time of strict and dire need. Other times... -from the tone of his voice is making Excalibur face- He was a pain in the $#!

Yuni: I can agree on that note!

Roth: I forgot to answer the second part of the question! D: I'm no one's kid! My parents were never in the events of Soul Eater. In fact, the reason there is so little info on my parents is because they kicked me out upon the incidental death of my brother. I'm original, save for the fact that I'm a scythe, just like Rogi's god father.

Rogi: Shut up...

Roth: You're just ticked off because I don't have to live by the traits of SE characters from the series.

Rogi: -growls-

Lox: I'm more original than both of you! I can turn into a weapon that was never mentioned in the series, am a spiritual channeler, and I'm a girl that chooses to cross dress. Unlike Crona who was forced to and dresses like that habitually.

Dr. Stein: Oh~? How interesting. What's your weapon form?

Lox: I'm a battering ram.

Dr. Stein: Huh... You can turn your hands into cinder-blocks then.

Lox: Star shaped. XD And I cross dress because I'm flat chested and would look odd in a blouse and skirt combo. Plus, it's more comfortable. =3= Why? Do you have something against cross dressing?-!

Lord Death: Hmm... then there wouldn't be much of a story in Soul Eater, would there, besides Medusa infiltrating the DWMA. -shrugs- Why mess around with the past, when the future's just fine? And if it isn't broken, don't fix it... that is, unless you're Franken Stein.

Dr. Stein: -grins creepily- Of course~!

Kid: O_O Be symmtrical and have a symmetrical ammount of personalities! That's all I have to say!

Maka: I've read the books and watched the movies. They do seem a lot like me. Makes me wonder if the DWMA was based off of Harry Potter with more action.

Yuni: -snickers- I know who;s Dumbledore then! Lord Death!

Dr. Stein: That makes me Snape.

Yuni: Why? He's not kind at all?

Dr. Stein: Have you forgotten? Scientists mix drugs all the time! How hard can potions be?

Yuni: Yeah... but your personality doesn't fit!

Dr. Stein: So? I can be exceptionately serious.

Yuni: What ever... -.-" Anyway... that ends this chapter~! Remember I do not own Soul Eater!

Dr. Stein: -sits in his chair in his usual fashion- Remember to review. -grins sadistically-